Pop-Snorkel

Beth: Hey, you know the fish that Ellen played in Little Nemo?
Lauren: Ya…
Beth: It’s over there.

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 Backpacker’s Dinner

Lauren: Can I take anti-malaria with the beer? Wait, of course I can. This has been answered before.

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Before Her Time… No, wait…

Beth: Who knew that the Iran Contra had anything to do with Central America?

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Case in Point

There is absolutely nothing that I find attractive about men. Nothing. Well, occasionally I think they have pretty eye lashes.

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Climate Change

Beth: I feel like a snake exfoliating my skin.

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Slight Difference

Kassie: What should we do now?
Lauren: We could do a rain dance to make the rain go away.
Kassie: Yeah, we could… Oh wait, that’s Riverdance….

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Walking Past a Resort

Kassie: Is that what I’m hearing? The sound of rich white men?

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Passing the Buck

Beth: She’s more smart.
Lauren: Oh, that’s a quote.
Beth: No, Kassie said it!

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Ah, Panama

Lauren: Well, fodder for the blog…

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Ah, Panama

Kassie: My parents would never come here. They do boring things. Like Florida.

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Shining (North) American Moment

Brice (Canada): I haven’t read any books for like, years. And I got here and read like, four. Like Electric Coolaid Acid Test.

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Lead Up To A Shining American Moment

Lauren: Are you on a serious bender?
Drunk American Man: Ya.
Lauren: Have you been drinking since last night?
Drunk American Man: Last night! I’ve been here for 3 weeks!

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Drunk American Man: I’m speaking Spanish. I mean American.

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Shining American Moment

Drunk American Man: Take off your shirt and wiggle your boobies around. Oh, come on, do it…

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Beth: I didn’t know that people could actually get that drunk. I mean, I’ve seen it on TV…

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Kassie: He kept calling me freckles. Charming…

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Shining American Moment
(after not taking our shirts off)

Drunk American Woman: You’re not the King’s Queens! You’re not all that! BITCHES!!

PANAMA CHEERS:

To Cervesas\To sparing Miguel\Cheers\To Ladies’ Night