Negative Ghostrider

Pintu: Your last name is George? Are you in the same caste as George Bush?

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Travel Fatigue

Beth: You know you’ve had enough when you’re looking forward to airplane food and airplane toilets.

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Going to Hell

Beth: Although I heard that in real life Mother Theresa was a real bitch…

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Indian Proverb

Ashkran: If you do not travel, you see nothing. (He also has the dubious honor of the “do you not like Indians?” quote)

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American Proverb

Lauren: Whoever says money can’t buy happiness doesn’t know how to spend their money. It’s not about accumulating items, it’s about accumulating vacation time.

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Excel Junkies

Kalpana: I categorize all my expenses once I get back from traveling.
Trac: Do you use it later to help with future travels and things?
Kalpana. No. It’s just for sheer accounting joy.

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Deep Thoughts

Lauren: If you blow bubbles out of your nose, the water can’t get in.

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Setting It Straight

Lauren: Cornell has the highest suicide rate.
Trac: Actually, I think that’s more lore than truth. It’s just when people commit suicide at Cornell it’s more spectacular because of the gorges.

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28 Going on 15

Beth: There are studies to back this up, that you’re actually in your adolescence until you’re 29, so see, you’re still an adolescent… Very much so.

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28 Going on Cranky

Beth: You should be happy, it’s your birthday.
Lauren: I’m not happy.  I’m old!

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Travelers’ Stomach

Lauren: Should we put that quote on the wepage?
Beth: No! Have you no discretion?!

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Fad or No Fad

Kalpana: The crazy foot doctor said I should wear Crocs and I said, you’re a quack and I’m not going to Croc-it.

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Spoiled

Lauren: What am I? Your pillow?
Beth: Yes, but that walks, and sometimes carries my bag.

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INDIA TOASTS:

Cheers/To beer in teapots/To masala tea/To Chai Teachers/To avoiding Indian food in India/To Harvard/To antifreeze/Mot tram phum tram