Assault by tuk-tuk

Tuk-Tuk Driver:  You want tuk-tuk? You want tuk-tuk?
Abby: No, i’m trying to get to my friends, they’re waiting for me over there.
Tuk-Tuk Driver: If you don’t have friends, and if you’re lying, would you like me to take you somewhere?

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Too many hours of Angkor

Abby: I think I was at my wit’s end about 2 hours ago.

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Way too many hours of Angkor

Lauren: As of now, I am actively bored.

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Too lazy to eat

Abby: Man, can we just get room service? Does that even exist?

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TOASTS OF CAMBODIA:

To early evening happy hours/To 1979/To 2 weeks, 3 countries, and uncountable beers/Cheers/To Us